"As a news anchor for all those years, Brad, what highlights stand out?"  

     I'm often asked this question, and there are many highlights that instantly come to mind.  

    ✔ Having the just-elected governor of New Hampshire throw up on me on live election coverage is one.  
     ✔ Not eating for ten days in China (my choice).  
     ✔ Playing goalie for Tulsa's professional indoor soccer team in an exhibition and blocking three shots with my face (not my choice).
    ✔ The smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the...well, before robotic cameras...camera people.
     
     But late in my broadcasting career I've been blessed to work with a truly warped bunch at The Onion News Network and the highlights happen every episode.  Like these: